Custom Nutcrackers

Courtesy of PimpMyNutcracker.com here's my custom christmas nutcracker... all pimped out.

Taking a break from mowing the lawn

  

Identity Theft Prevention

For those of us still writing or receiving the occasional paper check for payment, here's an interesting article about how they increase the chances of identity theft.

Connor Talking to Santa

We went to Paso Robles' Vine Street to look at the amazing amount of Christmas displays and entertainment. One of the houses had a phone booth with a direct line to Santa!

Golden Books That Never Made It

Connor is beginning to really enjoy the Little Golden Books... especially the Richard Scary books with Goldbug and Lowly Worm. Here is a list of a few Little Golden Books that never made it:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
4. Running with Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
5. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
12. Grandpa Gets a Casket
13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were an Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?