I haven't posted one of these gems in a long time. Not that there haven't been plenty, but I spend too much time on the computer as it is. But this one is just too rich to pass up:
Setting: Driving in the car.
Connor: ***Spit***
Me: Connor, what did you just do?
Connor: Nothing.
Me: You just spit.
Connor: No I didn't spit.
Me: Connor, you did spit, I can see it on the window.
Connor: No Daddy, no you can't see it on the window because it already dried up.
Well, there you have it. We're working on things like honesty, talking back, and, oh yeah, spitting in the car. And normally he'd be bust for all three infractions in some way, shape or form, but Jennifer and I could not control our laughter.
